10 Best Celeb Quotes

01of 10Craig Sjodin/ABC; Brian Doben"I’m hoping to pull a Kirstie Alley."–Dancing with the StarscontestantRicki Lake, on usingAlley’s100 lb. weight loss last season as her inspiration, to PEOPLE

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Craig Sjodin/ABC; Brian Doben

“I’m hoping to pull a Kirstie Alley."–Dancing with the StarscontestantRicki Lake, on usingAlley’s100 lb. weight loss last season as her inspiration, to PEOPLE

02of 10"Maddox and Pax and Zahra and Buff and Hensman and…Tito… Who’s your favorite?"–Ellen DeGeneres, teasingBrad Pittbefore gifting him baseball jerseys for the whole family – with the correct names of his six children – on her talk show

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“Maddox and Pax and Zahra and Buff and Hensman and…Tito… Who’s your favorite?"–Ellen DeGeneres, teasingBrad Pittbefore gifting him baseball jerseys for the whole family – with the correct names of his six children – on her talk show

03of 10Ronald Grant/Everett; St. Clair/Massie/Splash News Online"I really thought I was Rambo. I took all the knives out of my mother’s drawer, put them in my Fisher-Price magic kit and took them to school. I threw them at the kids at recess. I didn’t hit anybody, thank God."–Ryan Gosling, on his early passion for movies, toUSA Today

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Ronald Grant/Everett; St. Clair/Massie/Splash News Online

“I really thought I was Rambo. I took all the knives out of my mother’s drawer, put them in my Fisher-Price magic kit and took them to school. I threw them at the kids at recess. I didn’t hit anybody, thank God."–Ryan Gosling, on his early passion for movies, toUSA Today

04of 10Frazer Harrison/Getty"I’m built like a 14-year-old boy."– Best supporting actress Emmy winnerJulie Bowen, who sparkled nonetheless in a sexy Oscar de la Renta gown for Sunday’s ceremony, toPEOPLE

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Frazer Harrison/Getty

“I’m built like a 14-year-old boy."– Best supporting actress Emmy winnerJulie Bowen, who sparkled nonetheless in a sexy Oscar de la Renta gown for Sunday’s ceremony, toPEOPLE

05of 10Joan Marcus"If you’re offered the opportunity to have a swastika painted on your ass, glitter on your nipples, and to simulate sex with a man and a woman behind a curtain, go for it… provided it’sCabareton Broadway and not in some dude’s basement."– FormerCabaretstarNeil Patrick Harris, on his Hollywood version of seizing the moment, toEW

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Joan Marcus

“If you’re offered the opportunity to have a swastika painted on your ass, glitter on your nipples, and to simulate sex with a man and a woman behind a curtain, go for it… provided it’sCabareton Broadway and not in some dude’s basement."– FormerCabaretstarNeil Patrick Harris, on his Hollywood version of seizing the moment, toEW

06of 10"Focus, Conan."–Nicole Scherzinger, reprimanding Conan O’Brien for his wandering eye, onhis late show

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“Focus, Conan."–Nicole Scherzinger, reprimanding Conan O’Brien for his wandering eye, onhis late show

07of 10Kevin Mazur/WireImage; Hubert Boesl/DPA/Lando"I got obsessed with the kid. It’s going to be weird if I ever meet him. He’s brought so much joy to my life."–Evan Rachel Wood, crushing onJustin Bieberafter seeing hisNever Say Neverdocumentary three times in theaters, toMarie Claire

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Kevin Mazur/WireImage; Hubert Boesl/DPA/Lando

“I got obsessed with the kid. It’s going to be weird if I ever meet him. He’s brought so much joy to my life."–Evan Rachel Wood, crushing onJustin Bieberafter seeing hisNever Say Neverdocumentary three times in theaters, toMarie Claire

08of 10Neil Rasmus/BFAnyc/Sipa; Andrew H. Walker/Getty"Whenever I wear something crazy and my dad gives me a hard time, I say, ‘Well, at least I’m not walking out on the street with red pasties.'"–Lady Gaga’ssisterNatali Germanotta, sharing one of the benefits of having an over-the-top exhibitionist sibling, toTeen Vogue

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Neil Rasmus/BFAnyc/Sipa; Andrew H. Walker/Getty

“Whenever I wear something crazy and my dad gives me a hard time, I say, ‘Well, at least I’m not walking out on the street with red pasties.'"–Lady Gaga’ssisterNatali Germanotta, sharing one of the benefits of having an over-the-top exhibitionist sibling, toTeen Vogue

09of 10Lloyd Bishop/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via AP; Jon Kopaloff/Filmmagic"Matthew Morrison, you better bring your sh– next time I see you…I’d like to see him sing his way out of this one."–Jonah Hill, exposing his feud with theGleestar, onLate Night with Jimmy Fallon

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Lloyd Bishop/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via AP; Jon Kopaloff/Filmmagic

“Matthew Morrison, you better bring your sh– next time I see you…I’d like to see him sing his way out of this one."–Jonah Hill, exposing his feud with theGleestar, onLate Night with Jimmy Fallon

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source: people.com