10 Funniest Celeb Quotes This Week

01of 10"I can’t help myself."–Pamela Anderson,expressing her penchant for wearing a bikini, onTheEllen DeGeneresShow

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“I can’t help myself."–Pamela Anderson,expressing her penchant for wearing a bikini, onTheEllen DeGeneresShow

02of 10AP; WireImage"He’s gonna be naked in all the sketches I write, for sure."–Saturday Night LivecastmemberKristen Wiig,envisioning the wardrobe for the show’sseason premiere hostMichael Phelps,to PEOPLE

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“He’s gonna be naked in all the sketches I write, for sure."–Saturday Night LivecastmemberKristen Wiig,envisioning the wardrobe for the show’sseason premiere hostMichael Phelps,to PEOPLE

03of 10Lester Cohen/WireImage; Landov"Who knew John McCain and I would have something in common? We both chose female running mates."–Ellen DeGeneres,comparing wifePortia de RossiandMcCain’s Vice President nominee pickSarah Palin,on theseason returnof her talk show

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“Who knew John McCain and I would have something in common? We both chose female running mates."–Ellen DeGeneres,comparing wifePortia de RossiandMcCain’s Vice President nominee pickSarah Palin,on theseason returnof her talk show

04of 10Tiffany Koury/BEImages"I said, ‘Am I a jukebox or something?'"–Jennifer Hudson,recalling her response to the many requests to sing during the filming of her new movieThe Secret Life of Bees, to PEOPLE

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“I said, ‘Am I a jukebox or something?'"–Jennifer Hudson,recalling her response to the many requests to sing during the filming of her new movieThe Secret Life of Bees, to PEOPLE

05of 10inset: Peter Field Peck/Landov; UPI Photo/Landov"The Pope was furious and said: I specifically requested ‘Material Girl.’ “–Conan O’Brien,joking aboutMadonna’s dedication of ‘Like a Virgin’ to the pontiff, onLate Night

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“The Pope was furious and said: I specifically requested ‘Material Girl.’ “–Conan O’Brien,joking aboutMadonna’s dedication of ‘Like a Virgin’ to the pontiff, onLate Night

06of 10Inset: Neill J. Schutzer/RAMEY"I meant to say that there are specific areas of my wife that are larger than normal and growing every day … I apologize to her and will be coming home with flowers."–Jerry O’Connell,asking for forgivenessafter calling his pregnant wifeRebecca Romijn"huge” onLate Night with Conan O’Brien,to PEOPLE

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“I meant to say that there are specific areas of my wife that are larger than normal and growing every day … I apologize to her and will be coming home with flowers."–Jerry O’Connell,asking for forgivenessafter calling his pregnant wifeRebecca Romijn"huge” onLate Night with Conan O’Brien,to PEOPLE

07of 10boris/national photo group"He’ll be getting salty soon."–Matthew McConaughey,predicting that new sonLeviwillfollowin his surfer footsteps, while promoting his upcoming movieSurfer Dudein Santa Monica

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“He’ll be getting salty soon."–Matthew McConaughey,predicting that new sonLeviwillfollowin his surfer footsteps, while promoting his upcoming movieSurfer Dudein Santa Monica

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09of 10Lisa O’Connor/ZUMA; Inset:Matt Sayles/AP"Sidney Poitier said,‘Be responsible for the films you put out there.’ Which makes it tough when you want to sign to doBooty Call II."–Jamie Foxx,on the best career advice he’s received from one Oscar winner to another, to PEOPLE

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“Sidney Poitier said,‘Be responsible for the films you put out there.’ Which makes it tough when you want to sign to doBooty Call II."–Jamie Foxx,on the best career advice he’s received from one Oscar winner to another, to PEOPLE

10of 10BAUER-GRIFFIN"Someone, who can only be described as a ‘Canadian,’ was able to get onstage, somehow managed to evade our crack security team (Trotters Independent Security Service) and assaulted my mid-riff."– Oasis frontmanNoel Gallagher,on beingattacked onstageduring a performance with brother Liam at the Virgin Festival in Toronto, onhis band’s blogLast Week’s 10 Funniest Celeb Quotes >

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“Someone, who can only be described as a ‘Canadian,’ was able to get onstage, somehow managed to evade our crack security team (Trotters Independent Security Service) and assaulted my mid-riff."– Oasis frontmanNoel Gallagher,on beingattacked onstageduring a performance with brother Liam at the Virgin Festival in Toronto, onhis band’s blog

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source: people.com