20 Best Celeb Quotes of 2012

01of 20Chris Walter/WireImage"I got laid with that mullet."–Blake Shelton, defending his questionable ’90s hairdo, onLate Night with Jimmy Fallon

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“I got laid with that mullet."–Blake Shelton, defending his questionable ’90s hairdo, onLate Night with Jimmy Fallon

02of 20Peter Kramer/NBC"Oh, oh my! Wow!"–Al Roker, in response toMagic MikestarJoe Manganiello’s “body roll” against a blushingAnn Curry, on theTodayshow

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“Oh, oh my! Wow!"–Al Roker, in response toMagic MikestarJoe Manganiello’s “body roll” against a blushingAnn Curry, on theTodayshow

03of 20PictureGroup"I’m not crazy any more."–Charlie Sheen, whoclaimshe’s now in touch with reality afterlast year’s wild antics, at a Fox Television Critics Association event

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“I’m not crazy any more."–Charlie Sheen, whoclaimshe’s now in touch with reality afterlast year’s wild antics, at a Fox Television Critics Association event

04of 20Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic"I say to my daughter, ‘That outfit is a little bit too risqué or revealing’ and she looks at me and says, ‘That’s rich coming from you.'"–Madonna, on the challengesshefaces in parenting 15-year-old Lourdes, onThe Graham Norton Show

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“I say to my daughter, ‘That outfit is a little bit too risqué or revealing’ and she looks at me and says, ‘That’s rich coming from you.'"–Madonna, on the challengesshefaces in parenting 15-year-old Lourdes, onThe Graham Norton Show

05of 20"Grown men were weeping. Hopefully it’s because I didn’t sound bad."–Justin Timberlake, whoserenaded new wifeJessica Bielas she walked down the aisle, to PEOPLE

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“Grown men were weeping. Hopefully it’s because I didn’t sound bad."–Justin Timberlake, whoserenaded new wifeJessica Bielas she walked down the aisle, to PEOPLE

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07of 20Tim Rooke/Rex USA; Axelle/Bauer-Griffin"It really wouldn’t do for her to dress like a Kardashian."–The Daily Telegraph’s fashion editorLisa Armstrong, on theDuchess of Cambridge’ssexy but still demure new look, to PEOPLE

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“It really wouldn’t do for her to dress like a Kardashian."–The Daily Telegraph’s fashion editorLisa Armstrong, on theDuchess of Cambridge’ssexy but still demure new look, to PEOPLE

08of 20Heather Wines/CBS/Landov"The 66th annual Tony Awards, or, as we like to call it,Fifty Shades of Gay."–Broadway’s hostof the nightNeil Patrick HarrisWatch his opening musical number here!

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“The 66th annual Tony Awards, or, as we like to call it,Fifty Shades of Gay."–Broadway’s hostof the nightNeil Patrick Harris

Watch his opening musical number here!

09of 20Karen Neal/ABC"You’re a little bigger than most of the girls I’ve done this to."–Zac Efron, to the “Guillermo” stand-in he had to undress in a bra-unhooking contest, onJimmy Kimmel Live!

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“You’re a little bigger than most of the girls I’ve done this to."–Zac Efron, to the “Guillermo” stand-in he had to undress in a bra-unhooking contest, onJimmy Kimmel Live!

10of 20X17Online"That’s how I was definitely introduced to the world."–Kim Kardashian, who nowembraces the sex tapethat made her a star, onOprah’s Next Chapter

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“That’s how I was definitely introduced to the world."–Kim Kardashian, who nowembraces the sex tapethat made her a star, onOprah’s Next Chapter

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12of 20Camera Press/Retna"I’m waiting to find the right person, someone who’s willing to take on the job."–Prince Harry, whose desire tohave kidscomes second to finding a suitable wife, in anABC interview

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“I’m waiting to find the right person, someone who’s willing to take on the job."–Prince Harry, whose desire tohave kidscomes second to finding a suitable wife, in anABC interview

13of 20Courtesy Carter family"At the end of the day, I just know I’ll probably have the worst, spoiled little kid ever."–Blue Ivy Carter’s popJay-Z, admitting to what the public already suspects, onOprah’s Master Class: Special Edition

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“At the end of the day, I just know I’ll probably have the worst, spoiled little kid ever."–Blue Ivy Carter’s popJay-Z, admitting to what the public already suspects, onOprah’s Master Class: Special Edition

14of 20X17Online; Inset: Michael Buckner/Getty"It’s a bad sign when you take a nap and people instantly call the paramedics."–Jimmy Kimmel, onLindsay Lohan’slatest medical emergency, duringhis monologue

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“It’s a bad sign when you take a nap and people instantly call the paramedics."–Jimmy Kimmel, onLindsay Lohan’slatest medical emergency, duringhis monologue

15of 20"Whoa, she is a chunk!"–Jessica Simpson, on what one of the nurses exclaimed after the new mom delivered her 9 lb., 13 oz.daughter Maxwell, to PEOPLE

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“Whoa, she is a chunk!"–Jessica Simpson, on what one of the nurses exclaimed after the new mom delivered her 9 lb., 13 oz.daughter Maxwell, to PEOPLE

16of 20"Nothing says God bless the U.S.A. like a beret."–The CampaignstarWill Ferrell, who sported the French-inspired Team USA Olympic headpiece during an appearance on theLate Show

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“Nothing says God bless the U.S.A. like a beret."–The CampaignstarWill Ferrell, who sported the French-inspired Team USA Olympic headpiece during an appearance on theLate Show

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18of 20Tim Rooke/Rex USA; Chris Jackson/Getty"It’s a bit startling to achieve global recognition before the age of 30 on account of your sister, your brother-in-law and your bottom."–Pippa Middleton, in hernew party-planning book,Celebrate: A Year of Festivities for Families and Friends

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“It’s a bit startling to achieve global recognition before the age of 30 on account of your sister, your brother-in-law and your bottom."–Pippa Middleton, in hernew party-planning book,Celebrate: A Year of Festivities for Families and Friends

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20of 20Saul Loeb/Getty"We remain more than a collection of red states and blue states. We are and forever will be the United States of America."–PresidentBarack Obama, during hisre-election acceptance speechin his Chicago hometown

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“We remain more than a collection of red states and blue states. We are and forever will be the United States of America."–PresidentBarack Obama, during hisre-election acceptance speechin his Chicago hometown

source: people.com